New Member Monday - CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME

HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER WONDERFUL WEEK AT YE OLDEN HOUSE OF PAINCAKES!  WE'VE GOT A PRETTY EXCITING SURPRISE FOR YOU CLOSER TO X-MAS... ACTUALLY TWO SURPRISES.  IT'S WHY I'M SHOUTING.  BUT IT'S NOT TIME TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW.  BUT I'LL CONTINUE SHOUTING ANYWAYS SINCE IT'S THE, ADMITTEDLY, THIN PREMISE THAT TODAY'S UPDATE IS BASED ON.

BEFORE I GET STARTED ON THE NEW MEAT, I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THERE WAS A VON SHOW FOR LAST SATURDAY, IT'S JUST THAT WE FORGOT TO SCHEDULE IT.  SO, REALLY, IT'S NOT VON WHO'S A LAZY BEARDED MISCREANT - IT'S ME.

NEW MEMBER MONDAY

OK, I'M DONE SHOUTING NOW.  IT'S OUT of my system.  So I'll continue on in a more restrained fashion as not to completely upset the monocles of our British readers.

Honour the Vanquished 
Keywords: super newness, editorials, theory, some kind of Irish/Clampet hybrid

Noeste's Painting and Modelling 
Keywords: Warhammer Fantasy (mainly, but some bits of 40k, aquarelle-painting and other bits and pieces sneak in through the backdoor from time to time..)

No winning essay today...  so here's some traditional funny stuff to pass the time between this post and the Von Show.