Gettin' Grimy With SinSynn

Hey, folks, SinSynn here.

So I thought I'd shake things up a bit this week and flip the script.
Usually I make an effort in my posts to...be positive, I guess.
When I discuss something in a negative fashion, I try to balance it with something positive.

And when that fails, I use lotsa italics and bold text.
(sometimes both...and CAPS, too. Nyah)

And pics! Lots and lots of pics....

*So here's Megan in a bikini, and Megan in ANOTHER bikini, and oh my god I just...well, y'know*

Now you may be wondering, 'Jeez, SinSynn, how long you gonna run the Megan Fox jokes and touch yourself in an impure manner? Don't your Tentacles get tired?'

And my response would be 'DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!..........and, yes....'
...then I'd prolly clean myself up, go back to my Lair and scratch at my Monitoring Anklet some.
:P

But you may ALSO be wondering, 'So wadda you mean by 'flip the script,' SinSynn? What kinda Xenos Bronxite Hipster talk is THAT?'

What that means, friends, is that TODAY, we're gonna get grimy. None of that 'oh here's something nice that balances it out' nonsense. No sir. Not today.

Today we're gonna talk shit, like a buncha gossipy old ladies who complain 'bout everything.
Sounds like fun, right?
Yesh!
LET'S DO THIS!

*Not YOU...you I like...I'm just sayin'*

THINGS THAT SUCK-

1) I miss being 'amped' about 40k.

Well, I suppose it was bound to happen- I've started playing another gaming system.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT! The Ultimate Rival MADE ME, I swear!

*Yeah, that's him*

Seems like it's goin' around, though, don't it? Plenty of folks are doin' it nowadays, right?

So...it's cool, right?
....right?

I'M SORRY GW! I'M SOOOOOOOORRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!1111!!!!
But, c'mon...yer slippin,' GW.
Other companies are doin' shit...exciting shit. You're....not.

(What? You don't like moar Space Marines, alla time Space Marines? We makes 'em in all kinda Colors now...there's Blue ones, and Red ones, and two types of Grey ones....what color you like we makes you Space Marines....)

*Now look what you made me fucking do, GW!*

Change...I needed change...
I...couldn't hold out anymore.
I'm sorry.....*sad puppy face*

I....I wanted to feel that feeling again.
That 'holy shit this is fun!' feeling....you know the one, right?

It wasn't you...GW...it was me...
*sniffle*
There's still a chance, GW...Wow me again....In the meantime, though...

Moving on....(literally and figuratively...ironic, no?)


2) The 'You're Doing It Wrong' Crowd.

Ok- Straight up, I'm looking at the Fluffy Types here.

*Much nastier than it looks- see how his eyes turned red when he heard the word 'netlist'?*

Look, I love you guys- you know this.

I love 40k, I love the fucking fluff, and I fucking love YOU, dammit.
And I'm sorry, but this kinda needs to be said...

*sigh, deep breath*

....Honestly, leaving comments on every single friggin' competitive type o' post like, ever, throwing around terms like 'WAAC Douchbag' and trotting out tired old lines like '40k wasn't designed to be a Tournament game' is...very tiresome now.

Oh, and I'm SURE you wanna say stuff like 'but they do it to US!'

-_-

.....Really, now...do you wanna try and do an honest count on that one? Do ya?
....No, I don't think you do....We all know the score here, so don't play yerself.

Maybe no one wants to say it like, directly...so I will.

You needs to chill, fluffy types.
Like it or not, there's a 'to each his own' thing goin' on here...Let it go.


3) My Tyranids.

I packed 'em away this week....
*sniffle*
WHY, TYRANIDS, WHY?
I LOVEDED YOU, TYRANIDS! I LOVEDED YOOOOOOUUU!!!!!!!

I don't even wanna discuss this any more...it makes the multiple fluid exchanging valves in my central body cavity hurt too much...

You Terrans call it 'heartbreak.'
...That's cute...I'll remember that fondly when...well, y'know...

And I don't wanna sound bitter or nuthin' here, but...

*How could you fuck up something THIS COOL? HOW?*

4) Space Marines.
Oh, did I touch on this already?
Hmmf....well, then....

5) Grey Knights
Yeah...fuck them...Nyah :P


Ugh...I'm getting all 'embolism-y' again....and sad, a little...

I really DID try to 'hold out' on playing another system...I did.

I don't WANNA shout out the fluffy types...they're my peeps. I'm sorry...fluffy types...

And you can bet your ass I didn't wanna put away my beloved 'Nids...do you know how many hours I labored over those models?
9 Scratch-Built Hive Guard conversions, 2 Home-Made Tervigons....I painted SO MANY GANTS...so many ...
I still have nightmares where they keep multiplying....

Awww...and I don't REALLY mean to hate on da beakies so much....I mean, I sure do read a lotta Space Marine books...

I'm sorry, folks...I guess I'm just...not all that good at the whole 'hating thing.'
I guess I'm just all pissy cuz I'm riddled with guilt over 'cheating' on my beloved 40k.
:(
...stupid...guilt....

I'm afraid I can't roll like this....I gotta say SOMETHING nice before I close this out...

*DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, KITTEH!*

How's about some NICE 'shout-outs,' huh?

So big ups to Kirby at 3++ for providing us with the Nova Dope!
Wow, he sure has been busy, so props to him.
Make sure you leave a comment on his posts, folks...otherwise he pouts ;)

And thanks to Sorrowshard over at Rant in E Minor, who let me post my thoughts on Eldar on his lovely site....and mess it all up :)
I escaped your Lair, you devious Alien bastich...damn yer one cool Xenos.

Ah...there ya go...I feelz better....
:D

So until next time, folks- HAVE A VERY XENOS DAY!

-SinSynn

P.S. Didn't wanna forget someones- thanks TO YOU, dear readers...
*Xenos Hugz (with extra bolds, italics an' CAPS!)*

I promise to slip in a 'Tentacle Hentai' pic next time ;)