Where in the World is Lantz? - Lantz In The Pantz

Dateline: House of Paincakes, the Internet - October 28th, 2010

Local residenst mourned the loss of good taste today as Lantz McDonald brutalized everyone's sense of decency in a calculated act of wanton depravity:

You may want to ask your children to leave the room.

Eye Witness accounts universally agree that Mr. McDonald posed 'sexily' for two or three hours and claimed that [He would] "be on the cover of Sports Illustrated for the next swimsuit edition".  Those wounded in the blast were taken to the hospital and are expected to make a full recovery

Fire Department and Police authorities were unable to apprehend the suspect and advise everyone to lock there doors until this crisis is over. Health officials recommend that in the event of accidental contact with Lantz, victims flush there eyes with cool water and then immediately contact a poison control center.

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Moving right along, we have the winner of last week's contest.  We asked you to tell us how and why you started blogging.  You were also asked to do a bunch of math, but math is for steers and... uh.. syphilitics.  And people named Dave. who are sexually clean and not in any way cow-like.

Ideally, we'd like to say you all won.  But this isn't kindergarten and we don't grade on a curve.

There were a lot of good entries, but Dave Howitzer of Crew Shaken, Not Stirred wins the whole shebang with a story that eerily echos the founding of the House of Paincakes.  Though we would need to add something about 'being subjected to the idiotic opinions of some vacuous shitpile that knew someone we were hanging out with".  Mostly, though, it made us laugh and think about delicious cask beer.  I think Dethtron even LOLed a little bit.  Though he would never admit it to using netspeak.  Dave from N++ gets an honorable mention for taking the time to do the math and bravely admitting to having a Deviant Art account.

Here is Dave's (Howitzer) entry:

Ahh the story of the birth of CSNS, let me recite the epic yarn for thee my humble friends. Twas four score and...well....two months ago and in all honest...I was wasted. Like really wasted. Too many Mojitos and I was game for anything. So me and some of the boys came back to mine to crash out after an excelent evening and I read through some of the bigger blogs and discovered something! Seriousness about a game you love could be combined with humour to make something worth reading!

"Jings," I thought to myself, "I should give this a bash." So an hour on the graphics tablet and a Cornoa later CSNS was born, an avenue to let out my gamer-rage on the interwebs and to try to get some cocktails down your faces.

And I've loved every second of it =]

Congrats, Dave!  You win the right to create next week's not at all shameful grab for filler content contest!   HOORAY!!!

In the meantime, for this week's contest and in honor of Halloween, we challenge you to find a picture of the creepiest, painted miniature you can find.  Keep in mind that 'creepy' is a wide open descriptor.  It could be something that grosses you out or something that makes you question the creator's worth as a human being.  Submit a link to your entry in the comments field.