The Weekly Top X - Raw Sexual Magnetism

Hello everyone and welcome to another House of Paincakes Weekly Top X!  With me as always are animated gifs of Kate Upton dancing.  Hi Kate!


Haha, right you are!  So... yeah.... that thing....  buuuuuuuuuh...

Wait....what were we talking about?

Something something Kate Upton.  No.  Before that.... something with counting...  Ah ha!  The Weekly Kate Upton!  Shit.  That's not it.  Though, note to self:  make that happen.

Ok, folks.  Go ahead and read these blogs while I figure this out.  Kate, take 5.

The Kate Upton Weekly Top X


1) Warpstone Flux - Battle Report: Blood Ravens vs. Chaos space marine
Battle reports with pictures are always great.  Battle reports with pictures of awesomely painted models are even better.  For those of you who didn't make the connection:  this battle report is chock full of pictures of awesomely painted models.  Full disclosure:  none of those models are Kate Upton.

2) Sons of Taurus - Space Sharks: WIP Rhino, Captain, Ironclad
Space Sharks are pretty rad.  Even if you want to fancy it up and call them Carcharodons Astra - which, I can't stress this enough - did not happen here.
3) My Life Isn't so Epic - Yudbot & Netrod for Infinity. Holographs.
Again, I'm trying to give more love to the non-English blogs.  Thankfully they make it easy when the present awesome stuff like this dude's Netrod.

4) Quarantine World - G.W. summer of panic!
This guy is right, people have been losing their god damn minds about all these recent GW shenanigans.  Myself included at one point.  But if you still need a voice of reason, you can't do much better than Ian!!!!.

5) Voidsigns - Games Night: The Quest Continues
I know nostalgia is a big thing these days and I know that some people lament the recent obsession with it.  But when something from the past is actually as awesome as we remembered it, then who the shit cares?  This report is entertaining to the very core and you should read it.  And then play Heroquest.

6) Rust and the City - Showcase: Demolition Expert Diorama
Another glorious model (again, not Kate Upton) that you should ogle.  I don't to spoil anything, so I wont. Click the link already!

7) Tales of a Tabletop Skirmisher - Want your own Pulp City Hendybadger? You MAY get one! 
The contest may be ending on the 31st, but that's still 7 days for a chance to win a pirate badger.  So cool.  Quick note on this one, though - you'll actually have to make an effort to win well beyond clicking a few Google buttons.

8) Miniature armies, huge time sink - Group Picture Day! What my Khador looks like @ about 85% completely painted!
Nothing quite like a fully painted (or near enough to) army.  This Khador group is pretty amazing. If I hadn;t been told, I wouldn't have even suspected a 16% discrepancy.

Phew.  We're through that with a minimum of ogling.  Ok, Kate!  You're on.  Big finish now!


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