Right about now you're probably thinking to yourself 'wow this is the coolest shit ever, how do I join?' Well, it's only slightly more difficult than 1, 2, 3, 4 but easier than 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Send an e-mail to info@houseofpaincakes.com including:
1. Your blog name
2. Your blog address
3. An e-mail address where we can reach you
4. A key word synopsis of your site (eg Warhammer Fantasy, 40k, Warmachine, D20 System, Vampire, Beer, Rants, Menswear, etc.)
5. An essay of 500 words or less explaining why you are God's gift to the Internet, which we will ignore.
Note: We usually do new member processing on Sunday, so if you don't hear from us for a few days, that's why.
What's In It For Me?
Why should I join your blog network? Well here are just a few of the benefits your membership will yield*:
· Increased site traffic
· Networking opportunities with other hobbyists over your home network
· Animal sexual magnetism
· The satisfaction of knowing that you really belong
· A heightened metabolism that will facilitate greater weight loss
· Deep insight in to life’s greater mysteries
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*These statements have limited basis in reality and have not been reviewed by the FDA.
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