Lo’: Did you guys know it’s Friday? It’s Friday. I’m celebrating early... doing it a little Lo-
SinSynn: Shhhh! Keep it down! We’re trying to read blogs...We’ve got a Top-X to do.
Lauby: Yeah, Lady. Shhhh! I held off on a golden opportunity to drag you all through another Rebecca Black reference. This is srs bsns!
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| See, look how srs I am |
SinSynn: Deceitful Terran female! I’ve been the victim of your ‘fun’ before! My poor tentacles....
Lo’: Quit complaining! You guys sound like a bunch of wusses. Don’t make me hurt you.
Lauby: Hey! I have a prestigious blog, ma'am. I don't have to take this.
SinSynn: Haven’t you hurt me enough already? I’ve got a Disintegrator here, lady...Don’t make me use it...
Lo’: Disintegrator ray? Is that all you got? Look, you- I have three brothers and I’ve got both Irish and Lithuanian in me. I fight mean and dirty, and I know most guy’s weak spots. Plus, I’m a girl. My idea of “pain” and yours are probably vastly different... y’know I have 2 kids.... 3 days of labor for the first... just sayin’
SinSynn: You release the Irish and Lithuanian gentlemen immediately! That’s just...wrong.... And as for your claims of suffering during labor...pics or it didn’t happen. Wait, what am I saying? No pics! No pics!
Lauby: Jesus, SinSynn... why didn't you just ask her for a cool, refreshing glass of afterbirth? Do you know what you almost just did?
1) MindWar FTW - Elves on Dragons, Angry, Angry Elves & Mutant, Scary Elves
Lo’: So, if I was a dude, I’d have a massive boner for TKE, but this is Width, who I only read now and then. It doesn’t matter, good is good. I like the foray into more than one game. It’s extra luscious that he’s looking at the many different ways elves can be portrayed in various games, and me, I’m just eating it up... SinSynn: At this moment I’m really glad yer not a dude. That would be awkward.... Width is a cool cat, and it seems he’s getting sucked into Warmahordes recently. And I totally resemble his remark about me...so, nyah.... For the record, Elves of almost any variety are ‘SinSynn Approved.’
Lauby: I would just like to add, while we're on the subject of boners, that being able to have a Captain Standish (and, at the same time, use the best euphemism EVER) is pretty rad.
2) Hogs of War -Why Necrons Will Be Forced to Play On Foot
Lo’: Well damn if the Necrons aren’t gonna have some of the most expensive taxis ever...
SinSynn: How dare you refer to them as ‘taxis,’ Terran female? Clearly, these are Xenos Skimmers of DOOM! Besides, we Xenos always pay more for what the Imperials get free, so *shrug*
Lo’: What? You think I’m wrong? That’s sure what it looks like to me.
Lauby: One time, at Dethtron's, he asked me why I bothered painting my Eldar foot soldiers if they never got out of the skimmers. It was a good question even if it did crush my soul a bit.
SinSynn: I’ll agree with anything you say. Just promise not to bend my tentacle that way anymore.
3) Joe Saves the Day - Awesome!
Lo’: Crap. There’s damn near nothin’ sexier than a man with a baby... Congrats to you, Joe. Having a baby changes everything. As the mom of two teenage gamers, I can tell you all those sleepless nights are worth it down the line.
SinSynn: That kid looks like he’s ready for the Necron release....Terrans almost look Xenos when they’re in the larval stage...Shame they grow out of it.
Lauby: SINSYNN! That's a bad Xenos. Lo, pass me the spray bottle.
4) The M42 Project - Design by Exception
Lo’: Oh hell, I’m definitely doomed here. This is like... not fair. This is all of my hot buttons (intelligent game design, RPGs, MtG and um... my mostly long distance and minor crush on one of those guys...) rolled into a single place I didn’t know existed. This is kind of like one of you dudes getting the keys to the Xenos warehouse or something. Uh, you’re gonna have to clean me off cause all sorts of ...ahem.... fluids are in various …...interesting places....
Lauby: Hehe. Gross.
SinSynn: *sigh* Somebody CC this to Matt Ward and Robin Cruddace, please. Thank you. And I resent being called an ‘interesting place,’ by the way....Lauby, hand me a towel, will you? And...a mop, if you don’t mind.
Lauby: No, man. That's just not in the cards.
5) Samson Minis - Wadder ye doin' wiv yeeer bits?!
Lo’: Halloween conversions, zombies and... ogres .. this is the sort of stuff that makes me smile in all the right places...
SinSynn: That’s not a disintegrator....THIS is a Disintegrator!
Lauby: Aw, SinSynn... you and the zombie servitor should set up a play date.
6) Collegia Titanica - Some not so light reading
Lo’: And yet more stuff that’s sexier than hell... I own quite a few of those books myself and they are just ….hot. Smoking, even. Every page is practically porn, and I um... yeah I have a hard time looking away... What? Like you two are any different? Who doesn’t sell themselves (or a kidney) for those dead sexy FF books?
SinSynn: Well I don’t have these ‘kidneys’ you speak of, but I have sold my share of Terrans in pursuit of hobby supplies...and tentacle hentai.....DON’T YOU JUDGE ME! Mmmmm...I bet that stack has that cool ‘new rulebook smell’ just wafting about the room.
Lauby: Oh man, I bet it smells great! If anyone is interested I now know the exact shade of green that envy is.
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